Good Golly, I'm Molly!

today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

This is so weird because this is my signature move at work

Jesus Christ.

what

Um holy shit guys what the hell is wrong with your country

DAYUM!

Little Owl by andrew O'Brien Via Flickr: Going down!

How lit is this lol

Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.

me having a depressive episode

my one remaining brain cell going off before i obliterate it with ouid

Do you know that tingly sensation you get when you really like someone? That is common sense, leaving your body.