Reh.

My Aussie mutuals being the ones passing this around really adds to the comedy

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

God works in mysterious ways TO YOU. I get it though

I appreciate that so many cultures individually looked at a lizard and thought what if he was big as hell and had powers

if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango

I heard the news anchor utter the phrase “think critically about Wisconsin” and I was like sir I don’t think god intended for that

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

This has real "holding the torch for dad while he looks at the car engine" energy

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

ive got my ticket for the long way round