Organized Chaos

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where's my mom

i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles

Plushies are the best. Sometimes you just need a little guy

People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now

mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger !

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

i love when i buy new deodorant and am like okay now time to take your little hat off

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches