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WHY ARE YOU PEEING INTO MY POST

discord has turned people into wild animals

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

^ Harry du Bois would say that.

its called house of leaves because you leaves the house

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

FUCK YEAH.