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this baby great grey owl is running and it's sort of scary really

in 2015, Sasha Belle, 2nd eliminated contestant on season 7 of RPDR, wore a visible black bra underneath a nude mesh bodysuit for a “nude illusion” runway challenge in the first episode of the season. the judges criticized her for this decision and she defended herself by stating that she “misunderstood the assignment.” as happens in gay culture, gays across the internet start using a variation of this phrase to praise certain artists, typically female popstars, for the quality of their work by stating they “understood the assignment.” inevitably, this bit of gay slang diffuses across the internet and starts being adopted by other gays, their hags, and non-hags who hear it from the gays and their hags. over a decade later, at the earliest dawn of the year of our lord 2026, i am watching jumanji on network television with my boyfriend and a commercial for a new “modern” bath installation company airs with the biracial millennial narrator stating that said bath company “understands the assignment.” And i ponder the diffusion of obscure inside jokes across culture and how the 6-figure advertising executives who wrote the commercial likely have no clue about Sasha belle’s dumbass and that fucking black bra

Human: What?

Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.

Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.

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This “dark oxygen” could explain how deep-sea creatures survive in low-oxygen zones far from the surface. What's even wilder is that if this can happen on Earth, it could be happening right now in the hidden oceans of Europa or Enceladus, two icy moons that scientists think might host alien life.

Big news, terraformers!

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Classic Bolsonaro moment.

The sheer glee on her face. 💀

I had to get clearer pictures.