Hovering Ominously

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

I still cant get over this

Do the AI people know that the rest of us who never got on the bandwagon are still doing everything the same way we always have

The AI boom has changed literally nothing about my day to day life except I now have to work harder to get access to reliable information, all the important admin work is being done wrong, and I keep getting DMs letting me know the perfectly ordinary and plausible photo I liked was actually a fake image generated by a fascist to generate views and churn out ad money for the purpose of funding their tree-powered puppy-flushing toilet

"But how are you living life WITHOUT Doctor Leroy's Magically Invigorating Nerve Tonic? I can't imagine getting anything done without it!" <- old-timey 1800s guy who has been drinking crank and goat piss daily for the price of a shiny nickel

Where are they keeping all the slutty hairy men in tiny slutty shorts?

In Chicago. And they're all gay.

i hope all mutuals who i never talk to are having a good day

danganronpa if it was good

would you still love me if i was a string cheese

i am like the breadloser of the family

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

Army of Me is such a scary song because I know I don't have it in me to survive a Björk attack...........

awh yeah, I'm inspecting her gadget