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styofa doing anything
we're not kids anymore.

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if i look back, i am lost
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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macklin celebrini has autism

Kiana Khansmith
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Cosmic Funnies
cherry valley forever

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*remembering the band bare naked ladies contains no ladies* call me back when they transition
They're also fully clothed.
One life change at a time
I'd say check back in One Week
yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤
happy glorious 25th of may
The satirical research field "parachute use to prevent death and major trauma" is such a goldmine. The two major publications
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC300808/
and
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094
are pretty much perfect satire of the way pseudo-skeptics dismiss domain experts and demand "hard evidence" in the form of exclusively flawless double-blind controlled studies, while clearly demonstrating that they have no idea what that entails, or what the limitations of RCTs are.

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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books
What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.
but what if
fucking spot the difference game
Any tips for graveyard girlies?
i don't know what that is.
do you like go to graveyards and. haunt them
Not sure if it’s the same thing but I’ve given a thighjob in a graveyard.
Highly recommended.
Mary Shelley is that you?
Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.
I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈⬛✨
First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time
What a coincidence! That's the same as rule #3 of time loops!
And now I've forced myself into a creative writing piece of a manual for those trapped in time loops. The rule isn't just #3, but is covered under rule Survival-3-b-iii-1. This will probably end up unfinished, but god if it won't be distracting me for weeks.
First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time
What a coincidence! That's the same as rule #3 of time loops!

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I love this text post so I drew it
if I have to encounter one more "hear me out" post with nick wilde or pyramidhead or any human woman I'm going to start biting. freaks of tumblr please share your ACTUAL hear me outs. truly challenging characters or things or what-have-you that you genuinely find sexy and want to fuck, physical possibility be damned
okay. holy shit. you're definitely correct this is one of the best responses yet. you get it
I need more artfuckers in this conversation. please tell me what art you want to fuck
I know using reddit is a cardinal sin, but I think this fits:
I don't know what's worse, the fact that one of the reddit OP's hear me outs was the whale shark from Finding Dory whose only anthropomorphic features are their eyes and mouth (barely), or the fact that the first commenter calls it a vanilla hear me out. (The black hole thing is unexpected, but only relative to reddit. I wouldn't bat my eyes to find that shit on Tumblr)
The Bishop of the Void
AHHH ONMYG OD THE COLLAR HAVING THE COMPASS CHAMR IS O FUYNY TO ME OMG I LO VE THIS AH AH HH GA GHHG HG H GHG H G HGI LOVE HTIS OS MUCHN AHAHH hh do oyiu thinmk narinder woul be shade lord or smth........ hthat would be aweosme
Ooh, I hadn't thought much about it before, but I have ideas now >:)
I think what would be cool is if the Hollow Knight would be Narinder because of them both being chained up for a long amount of time in areas very close to their game's main towns but aren't accessible until the endgame.
I think THK would be given the crown at first to gain power to oppose/contain the infection and then give it to Ghost in hopes of getting replaced, but then Ghost gains the power to defeat the Radiance outright and properly becomes the new god of void. I might have to make a proper au for this now...
The Bishop of the Void
fell first hornet and fell harder lace in neighbors au send post
Also in canon! Hornet fell first (from the Blasted Steps to Moss Grotto) and Lace fell harder (from The Cradle to The Abyss)

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In a modern AU of Silksong, Lace would've been homeschooled. GMS seems like the type to do that.
Homeschooled Lace but sent Phantom to public school
and what if I just randomly caught some insane shit inside one hour
It's like a tinder profile...