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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@andrewrnease
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
Okay, so here's what people need to understand about dolphins (which includes orcas):
You know how dangerous hippos are? and they're herbivorous? Well, a dolphin is basically a superintelligent predatory hippopotamus in the process of evolving into a snake.
And an orca is a giant one.
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that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room
it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this
this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked
cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts
Cooper's thinking 'damn! Hell of a time to not have coffee!'
2009
pick a text ive sent or received recently part 828374693423
dogs out at the supermarket is crazy
did you find an interview about strap ons
well its not my fault i keep finding new lore
you keep finding new ways to reinvent the wheel bravo
it’s insane and tragically in character
this truly undersells the amount of windmills
there’s bad reception in the corn
everyone’s problems ARE my problems :/
meanwhile i’ve somehow become an interior designer
this amtrak station feels apocalyptic
A SECOND RESPONSE HAS HIT THE TOWERS (the towers being my inbox)
i don’t understand why this is not common sense 🤨
so kinda cheating but i work in a goodwill processing donations and here's some of my favorites so far (not all made it to the floor unfortunately)
incredible
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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Isn't keeping the minotaur in check the vampires' responsibility?
Osprey (Pandion haliaetus)
Red-winged blackbird (Agelaius phoeniceus)
Wildlife Jocelyn Anderson captured a one-in-a-million photo of a bird hitching a ride on a bigger bird's stick.
The article contains a link to her photography shop, btw.
There is no Artificial Knowledge.
Grimace - McDonaldland (Remco)
I feel like someone would get high as balls one night, go to McDonald's with the munchies, see this, think the guy in the back was God, and then found a religion.
Taglines from science fiction covers
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Playing the character of my ideal future self and relentlessly committing to the role until I've actually done things I want and acted in ways I wish I could and spoken with the voice I wish I had, all in real life with the justification that to do otherwise would break character, until the idealization blurs and melds into the real me
That’s … that’s not what I thought they were
Shit, I didn't know that's not what they were till I read the caption: I just thought it weird that someone would be that realistic for customizing a baby doll, or that people thought that anything like that would belong on a baby.
Jayne Mansfield
sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’
sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’
fool count: 3
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girl unhinge ur jaw
UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH
I MEANT UNCLENCH. UNCLENCH
Cant remember 90% of it but I was very insistent that the E in Chuck E. Cheese stood for economic bankruptcy
