insane woman syndrome

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.

god knew id be too powerful if I was socialized properly

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

gay rep is like “kyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but… i’m a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queerbait will be “it’s not a game for me troy. i’m seeing real lava because you’re leaving. it’s embarrassing and i don’t want to be crazy, but i am crazy so… i made a game that made you and everyone else see what i see. i don’t want it to be there either, i swear. i want you to be able to leave, but i don’t think the lava goes away until you stop leaving”

blood test came back haunted

ever since I was 5 years old I've wanted to be found dead lying face down in a creek

what are rats doing so many small sniffs for. just do one big one and move on girl