just off the key of reason

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

i dont even like flying with my arms up ajymore

our plug is named hi

look at us. blogging

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

going into the forest to play experimental industrial music at the lyrebirds so they learn how to make those sorts of noises and then showing the lyrebird noises to experimental industrial musicians so they learn how to mimic lyrebird mimicking them and then showing that to the lyrebirds and so on because well basically why not

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago