Get Off My Lawn

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"