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(A feral Bio has wandered out of the woods and can be seen raiding your strawberry plants and chicken coop in the back yard.)

#goddammitbio #angrybatart #angryoldbat #neighborhood au #ANOMALY DETECTED

Bio: (Coming back from some commonplace task to find and retrieve something.)

Person: So how'd you make out?

Bio: Same as I always do. With tongue. Obviously.

#goddammitbio #outburst #this conversatiuon did not actually happen but i am keeping this joke in reserve

i-fuck-audis

MY FUCKING CAR

POV: You send your mutual more memes and random bullshit than actual messages.

#goddammitbio #names have been redacted to protect the identities of my unfortunate moots #YOU WANT PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS???

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@otterlywyrdfirbolg: (Finally finishes the main campaign of the game; Puts down the controller.)

@otterlywyrdfirbolg: Hoo, finally! That took forever!

@angrybatart: Intense ending, though.

Game: [NEW GAME MODE UNLOCKED]

Bat & Wyrdo: ???

Game: [EXTRA GAME - BIO MUST DIE]

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@otterlywyrdfirbolg: (Finally beats BIO MUST DIE after more than 30 attempts; Accidentally gets a higher grade for completing it in less than 30 minutes.)

Wyrdo: YES!! FINALLY!!

@angrybatart: You did it!

Wyrdo: THE SUFFERING IS AT AN END.

Game: [REWARD - LAST GASP]

Wyrdo & Bat: ???

Game: (Unlocks a unique new weapon for use in the campaign mode of the game, available for free in the storage crates.)

Game: (Presents a model of an enormous and shiny chrome revolver with detailed, tentacle-like motifs centered around a gas mask and a biohazard symbol on the reddish-stained wood grips, and baroque engraqvings on the metal surfaces; The words LAST GASP are prominently engraved among the artwork on the barrel.)

Game: [LAST GASP REVOLVER - The final option to delay the inevitable. Over-the-top stopping power in a stylish package. Chambered in 454 Casull.]

Bat: Well clearly now you need to replay the campaign.

Wyrdo: (Passes the controller.) Fuck it. Here, you do it.

#goddammitbio #otterlywyrdfirbolg #angryoldbat #angrybatart #angrybatgaming #video game #video games #again try to picture the title screen from the ethan must die game mode from RE7 #i mean yeah it's a Capcom game of course you're gonna unlock OP shit and extra outfits from beating side games #congrats on the A-rank in BMD by the way #artspiration

sitervlitoy

what a catch

#Poor merfolk ;-;#can't tell the gender tbh but still that expression

@angrybatgaming: (Enters into a lively pub and picks out a minigame to play; Agrees to view the tutorial video.)

Game: (Fades to black screen; Clicks a light on above a hapless and bloodied NPC chained to a game table and wearing a burlap sack mask with SINNER written on it in red ink.)

NPC: (Visibly panicked and begging to be released.)

Game: (Uses the prisoner NPC as a stand-in opponent while the game is explained in step-by-step detail; Ends the video with the NPC losing the round, the lights clicking out, and the sounds of increasingly panicked breathing and screams.)

@angrybatgaming: Never before have I witnessed a minigame tutorial that doubled as a snuff film. I might be traumatized now, but that was indeed pretty awesome.

#goddammitbio #artspiration #video games #angryoldbat #angrybatart #why yes this game was indeed developed by Rockstar what gave it away?#visualize it as the 21 game from resident evil 7 #arguably the peak of the resident evil franchaise but i havent played the remakes yet

la-principessa-nuova

#brb going to the foreign exchange to get an accurate conversion rate #no wonder the economy jumps up a little during pride month

filibusterfrog

facepaint ref :)!

was available early to patrons and kofi members

#date night ideas

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#ANOMALY DETECTED

scoutsmoocrew

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

sapper-in-the-wire-old

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

swagforbirds

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

thyrell

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

weaselle

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

bbybluemochi

[oc] redraw of an old vampire oc from 2021 🦇🩸

bbybluemochi

i draw her once every two years 🦇🩸

#monsterfucker #bbybluemochi #vampire #vamposting

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Went to a scrapyard

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iLL (2027)

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(Barotrauma - Fighting a Thalamus.)

@angrybatgaming: (Organizes a crew to carefully go room by room disabling parts of the organism while searching for the brain.)

Bio: (Loads some shredder ammo into the keel chaingun and turns the Thalamus - Including its brain - Into swiss cheese.)

#goddammitbio #angryoldbat #angrybatart #barotrauma #trust me my way is faster safer and more fun #this actually works btw those are armor penetrating rounds they cut right through thalamus hulls

mrsandman42069

chess would be way better if the pieces did this waiting for you to play

#helltaker #chessposting

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