Goddammit Bio!!

@otterlywyrdfirbolg: Hoo, finally! That took forever!

@angrybatart: Intense ending, though.

Game: [NEW GAME MODE UNLOCKED]

Bat & Wyrdo: ???

Wyrdo: YES!! FINALLY!!

@angrybatart: You did it!

Wyrdo: THE SUFFERING IS AT AN END.

Game: [REWARD - LAST GASP]

Wyrdo & Bat: ???

Game: (Unlocks a unique new weapon for use in the campaign mode of the game, available for free in the storage crates.)

Game: (Presents a model of an enormous and shiny chrome revolver with detailed, tentacle-like motifs centered around a gas mask and a biohazard symbol on the reddish-stained wood grips, and baroque engraqvings on the metal surfaces; The words LAST GASP are prominently engraved among the artwork on the barrel.)

Game: [LAST GASP REVOLVER - The final option to delay the inevitable. Over-the-top stopping power in a stylish package. Chambered in 454 Casull.]

Bat: Well clearly now you need to replay the campaign.

facepaint ref :)!

Bio: (Wearing his own rendition of the obligatory "Where's my wife?" outfit; Tries a random door and finds it locked.)

Bio: Of course, the one day I leave my picks at home.

Bat: (Has Bio try several more doors that are obviously meant to be set dressing.)

Bio: (Does a unique secret animation after trying more than 10 locked doors.)

Bio: Fucking-! (Kicks the door hard right next to the knob/handle; Fails to kick it down but creates a very loud noise, possibly attracting nearby enemies.)

-Later-

Bat: (Exploring an apartment building, following a strategy guide, and locates Bio's apartment.)

Bio: Home sweet home. The one fucking place I can afford, and it gets caught up in some trans-dimensional bullshit.

Bat: (Follows the guide and locates some special items: Fully stocked medkit, unique knife weapon, upgraded flashlight, and a belt pouch tht gives two extra inventory spaces.)

Bio: (Opens the nightstand drawer and finds his lockpick set.) That's where I left it!

Bio: (Bludgeons an imperfect facsimile of himself to death with a broken parking meter, scattering coins all over the street.)

Bio: (Throws the heavy and mangled weapon away; Visibly distressed at both the situation he's in and the actions he has taken as a result; Puts his hands on his head and runs his fingers through his hair.) Fuck! Fuck! God damn it!

Bio: (Takes a deep breath following a minor freakout and looks around quietly to take stock of the situation; Camera pans to the corpse on the sidewalk.) Hm...

Game: (Brief cutscene of Bio checking the corpse's pockets for anything useful, finding nothing, then pulling off it's jacket and putting it on himself; Finds a key in the pocket leading to the next objective.)