(Barotrauma)
Bio (Medical Officer): Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license.
@angrybatart (Captain): And did you learn anything from that experience?
Bio: Yes. I learned to slip the captain a bribe before experimenting on crewmembers.
Bat: Why did I hire you onto this sub?
Bio: Because I was the cheapest medical officer available, and I always carry a styrette of Calyxanide.
Bat: ...
Bio: And believe me, this shit ain't cheap to buy OR to make.

















