beastie's boy

certified door post

october please be gentle to my online friends

november please be kind

december please be safe

january please be patient

february please be steady

march please be forgiving

april please be easy

may please be understanding

june please be queer

july please be vibrant

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

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“I think of everyone as looking like their icons!” why do you like to think everyone you talk to is a circle full of various indistinguishable colours and shapes and blobs?

951 days left

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

what's wrong with dewey's face

not any of their names.