this again?

They should invent a me that goes to bed at a reasonable time

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being "just an employee" somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. "but dont you want to be rich?? dont you want to always be striving for more???" like that sounds EXHAUSTING and i like having friends so

i feel like millennials were the last generation to be sold the “if you work hard enough you can achieve the american dream” myth and now millennials and younger know most people wont “make a name” for themselves or make enough money to live comfortably. why strive when your hard work won’t be compensated fairly? why work yourself to the bone for nothing? the illusion was harshly broken for us. and it’s hard when your parents/authority figures are still living in this illusion and insisting it exists, when it only existed for them

a new kind of guy where he moans a lot but he's actually just getting comfy in bed

he snuggles down into his blankets a little more securely and it's like he's just had an orgasm

"mmm yeah just like that sooo good" but he's literally done nothing but roll over and find the cool spot on his pillow

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

Pearl ghostwrote this

mr krab daughter??

no the rock

dwayne????

i never fell for the notion that piracy is theft bc where i grew up the only dvd shop in town just had 1 box of each movie for display, and when you brought it to the front the dude would just burn a pirated copy of it right in front of you and no one ever cared

and it was awesome.

stands in the doorway of your blog saying nothing like a sibling

what if everyone referred to him solely as "princess diana's ex-husband"

I figure if god ain't gonna love him, I'll do my best.