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seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.
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I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs
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We're taking today to celebrate Meatloaf, the more than 200-pound green sea turtle currently recovering in our care. 🐢
Meatloaf was rescued from the San Gabriel River after being found entangled in fishing line and tethered to debris. The line cut off blood supply to one of her front flippers, and our vet team performed surgery as part of her ongoing recovery. She's healing in the new sea turtle rehabilitation area near our Molina Animal Care Center.
She follows Porkchop, who spent nearly a year in our care before being released back into the river and has since been spotted thriving with the river's other resident turtles.
Stories like these start with our community science volunteers, who have monitored green sea turtles in the San Gabriel River since 2008. They were the ones who spotted Meatloaf's entanglement and got her the help she needed.
If you'd do anything for love of sea turtles, donations to our Sea Turtle Rehabilitation Program go directly toward Meatloaf's care.
Support the Sea Turtle Rescue and Rehabilitation Fund https://support.aquariumofpacific.org/campaign/629267/donate
I used to be an "okay" artist as a kid. I could copy Disney and (cartoon) Star Wars characters fairly easily. But I was definitely more of a "copier" than an artist.
I haven't done any drawing (well, not drawing with intent, if you know what I mean) since I was in my early to mid teens. I'm now old af.
I've decided now is the time to learn to draw. This is partly because my go-to artist has retired and I want to see if I've got it in me to create something cool, and partly because I have many hobbies and projects and so I definitely need another...
So, are YOU an artist? Do you have any tips? (Please keep in mind that I will be in the pencil and paper stage for a while!)
I've been a busy little bee, so I thought I'd share some of the things I've been working on.
As I've mentioned elsewhere, "Portal Goblin: Volume 1" is now available to buy as an eBook or paperback from a few different places. You can check out the full list here:
Get it now:
I'm really happy with how both the paperback and eBook have turned out. The illustration that con_inks created for me looks absolutely stunning!
BUT...
I know times are hard and not everyone has money to chuck at goblins, so you can also read the story for free on World Anvil. I'm publishing an episode a week and Episode 12 has just gone live.
It's completely free to read, but you will need a World Anvil account (again, free) and to assign yourself the 'Freerange Fiends' role to get access after Episode 3. Don't worry, I've put instructions up at the end of Episode 3 and on this Ko-Fi post.
Anyway, here's manuscript on World Anvil:
Portal Goblin: Volume 1 - Reap the Undead by goblinsstolemybrain
I've also been adding some articles to the Portal Goblin 'world' on World Anvil. There's only a few available to read so far, but I'm hoping to get a new article or two up each week.
You can check out the world so far here (btw, some articles have spoilers, but I think I've managed to hide these behind special buttons):
World Anvil is a worldbuilding community and collection of tools for authors, role playing games storytellers and worldbuilding
I've also started writing Volume 2, which is super exciting! (well, it is for me!).
So, there's a lot going on, but I have no idea how to tell anyone about it. I feel like I need to do some Reels or TikTok videos, but I have no idea what to do. I mean, who wants to see a video of me typing? It's hardly exciting TV. Anyone got any tips? I need all the help I can get!
I know it's been said many times before, but the worst things about being a writer are that: a) there's a chance that no-one will read your work, and b) there's a chance that someone will read your work. Both are terrifying.
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Happy World Ocean Day! The ocean has been perfecting 🪼 this 🪼 design for more than 500 million years. That's right, sea jellies are older than the dinosaurs! They have adapted to our entire world ocean: from tropical to Arctic temperatures, deep sea to shallow reefs, and freshwater to saltwater, jellies are found in every ocean environment.
Through research and dedication to maintaining the highest standards of care for these animals, the Aquarium of the Pacific has successfully cultured over 40 species of sea jellies. The culmination of years of commitment to these animals has resulted in our newest exhibit, ✨Jelly Dreamscapes✨, which showcases the beauty and tranquility of these gelatinous creatures.
I think the thing that annoys me most about AI on a personal, day to day, level is what it has done to grammar checkers. If you've never done a lot of editing, or used to 5+ years ago but haven't really in the last couple years, I can't even begin to describe how fucking BAD this shit has gotten. And as an author it is EXHAUSTING.
I just want to catch spelling errors and accidental double spaces and repeated phrases and whenever I use the wrong too/to or affect/effect and shit. But no. They've shoved AI up the ass of every grammar checking software out there and now they all fucking suck and make the most random, obnoxious, nonsensical suggestions.
And yeah, I can ignore all the times it's trying to get me to cut out any semblance of my own voice, or shove things into the wrong tense, or make the most random suggestions on comma usage. But if it's getting all that WRONG, what is it just straight up missing that I SHOULD be correcting? What real spelling and grammar errors are still lurking in there?
I get why people keep saying this (and other versions of it like "Use Adobe alternatives" and "Use Google product alternatives."). But here's the problem: I do not create in isolation. Even my own 100% personal projects are getting sent to other people whether it's editors or printers or beta readers and unless every single person in that train is using the same products, things can get wonky.
Libre Office and Word handle formatting differently on the back end, which can completely break documents if you move them back and forth between the two. So if I write in Libre Office but my beta readers are still using Word, when I send them a manuscript for review there's a good chance things won't look right and my beta reader will not actually be reviewing what I sent them.
Industry standards are industry standards FOR A REASON. Having everyone on the same workflow can be crucial to getting things done effectively and correctly without creating a lot of extra work. And those things are not going to change overnight, as much as we might want them to.
Yeah, Word, let me just leave this whole chunk of dialogue without the closing quotation marks. That's the thing to do. How dare I have two punctuation marks in a row. It's not like that's how closing quotation marks fucking work.
And you know, for young writers, this has got to be so detrimental just from the perspective of opening your document and seeing a million corrections that, frankly, don't need to be there. If you're a young writer you're likely not going to have the background knowledge to know what is and isn't a good suggestion, you're just going to see a document that makes it look like you made every mistake possible so clearly you must be a terrible, stupid writer and should just give up.
how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers
People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.
This mentality is so insanely frustrating. Why do teenagers think that people have to give up their hobbies, give up fun, when they reach a certain age? Like??
When I was a teenager writing fic, I remember finding out that one of my favorite authors was in her 50s and that just was SUCH a revelation for me!! What do you mean, 50 year olds can write fanfic?!? Does that mean I can write fics when I'm her age?? That's AWESOME! I seriously looked up to her so much. And now I'm 35 with a husband and kid, and I'm still writing fanfic and posting fandom content - and I have no plans of stopping!
If you try to drive 30+ people out of fandom, you're going to lose the backbone of said fandom!
The ageism in fandom is fucking insane. It’s strange that people seem to have the idea that fandom was created by and for teenagers… It was not. It was created by adults. How would we have ao3 if only teenagers were in fandom?
I don’t want to sound like I am hating on younger people in fandom, but god, y’all need to stop it with the ageism. You don’t have to give up what you love once you’re an adult. Honestly, the belief that you have to is pretty bad. It sounds like it would make people afraid of aging. Granted, modern society is so very afraid of aging.
Don’t give up what you love just because you’re an adult. You don’t have to. And don’t try to force others to do it either.
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