here be goblins, now and forever more

If you really think about it, is hedonism not just eating grapes and jacking off. Much to think about

there's also the twinks that fan you with a big leaf

Shit I can’t believe I forgot about the twinks with the big leaf..

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

The Longer Martin procrastinates the funnier this gets.

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else