Trash King Supreme

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

I have already died thrice by 1pm

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Baby did u eat angel food cake for brunch cuz that is waht angels eat and i think U are an angel or some shit

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow