gnaws bones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

a big part of who i am is who i am not anymore

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

I’m so disappointed

every british actor: so i heard that woke is dead? phew! thank god. i made some bad investments and now i really need that jkr money

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.