Just A Silly Little Guy

the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

letd go eat parts of that guys car

✨️HAPPY PRIDE✨️

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

im getting the weird mike pence ads again

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post