✿ann

i dont have a public dni list becaude dni lists in bio are lameee but i do have a secret dni list in my head that is 300 miles long that i Will Block You without hesitation over with a wide range of subjects on it. which is why i have so many people banned from my sights

Boeing 737-800

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

L + fuck you + suck my dilk +eat a asswhole + I turned into a butterfly over the course of a several-day multi-stage metamorphosis 🖕🦋🖕

my hot take is that there is only one animated movie in existence that should ever be remade, and that is Hoodwinked! (2005). Do not record any new lines, don’t add or detract anything from the script, just reanimate it so it doesn’t look like a crash bandicoot cutscene for the PS1

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

no wait I think you were onto something there

losing my mind over this