clown incident

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

#real life loves to have this too actually#in my experience

Sometimes a guitar riff is to sound what a garlic hitting hot oil is to smell. You know what I mean?

Ah, please don’t fret so much, Master Dialga… even your siblings, Palkia and Girlbossia, are no threat to our continued survival

* GIRATINA

EDIT POST. EDIT POST. EDIT POST. EDI

butch transfem/fem transmasc con artist duo that get into hijinks and fall in love with each other

my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down

THATS THE ONE

#is this a sheep herding dragon

No a sheep hoarding dragon

I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

@smiggles this photo is literally how I see you for some reason

headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song