thing experiencer

You dont hear ppl say bom chicka wow wow any more

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

Do it scared do it impaled do it pregnant

i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for

dig how Portugal is looking at her

When she has a butthole 🖤😈 #horny #daddy #domtop #bdsm

When she has a nothing 😟🤔 #confused #concerned #howshepooping

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true