i gotta be honest if you start a book with a dude falling down a mountain and turning to gore you gotta kill somebody else within 300 pages like what are we doing here dan simmons

when i hear people say "broadway is the culmination of the art form" i want to tear them apart like sasquatch

me watching a video: i love when this person adds little details about themselves or their lives or their specific opinion on this topic, it's very human and feels real instead of manufactured for views me writing a post: why would anyone ever want to read this. you are wildly selfish and don't deserve to post about being anything but miserable.

i remember like 3 years ago at least i decided i wanted to replay dragon age origins and i liked the world building and had an old dragon age book so i started reading every canon novel up to the beginning of the game, and they sucked so fucking bad i had lost all interest in playing the game by the time i finished the last one and i havent been able to get over it