brainrot o'clock

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

he's a cynical detective with a drinking problem. he lives on a dwarf planet and never left it until he had a mid-life crisis. he's got an undercut and a fedora that he wears everywhere even though people regularly tell him it's dumb to his face. he picked a fight with the man who killed his friend even though he knew he'd lose (and in fact immediately got his shit rocked). he's bringing back courtly love 200 years into the future by falling in love with a missing woman he's supposed to be tracking down even though he never actually met her and carrying around her necklace like a rosary, except what he was really falling in love with was the hope and optimism he thought he had already lost. he's divorced. he almost died of radiation poisoning. I didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment