Disgusting

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

(snicker)

I think I’ve already reblogged this but too bad

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

Majora’s Mask from everyone else’s perspective

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

i love it when fanfiction authors spell it “balling my eyes out” i’ll be in the middle of an emotional scene about to cry then suddenly im like 💰💰🤪🤙💰💰