What the fuck is your issue

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

theyre calling this shit “lost media” now

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless