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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

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#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

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i had an idea

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Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

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who turned them german mid tag ?

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how do you know they were transformed midday?

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I had such a full and happy amazing day!!!!! I spent it w my mom (my bestie) we went to a petting zoo thing and touched capybaras for the first time, assembled a table for the deck, went swimming and then to the farmers market and got sandwiches and 3 watermelon so sweet it's basically candy (we eat ate like, a whole one) and close out the day w a hug from my awesome brother as he got back from work!

What a perfect and lovely summer day. I couldn't ask for a better day or better family. No notes.

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Throws Up A Little On YOUR Couch

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*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

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it's like she's some kind of cursed homonculus that stole his eyes

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