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ewaneneollav

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

derinthescarletpescatarian

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

callali1y

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

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thisisalovestry

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

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bird-gifs-collection-agency

waoh stop spinning you're too fasts for me, and i'm a finch.

and im a finch

im striped

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (I can’t wait to go home and have sex with my wife.)

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

Fuck it. Straight Yoshi Saturday.

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

Happy Straight Yoshi Saturday… Not that it fucking matters. They’re not putting him in that stupid ass movie anyways cause they hate his heterosexual swagger. Fuck this world.

lusamine-deactivated20200722

i just realised that with this new laptop ive lost all my reaction images

wretchedbitch

I save all my reaction images on a flashdrive just for these reasons

lusamine-deactivated20200722

noone cares

littleguymart

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mxmuffin

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

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