THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

Me introducing myself like hi I romanticise everything, overthink way too much, live 85% of my life in my head and still can’t believe I’m a Real Person

you know those “op change your URL” comments people leave on every single one of shitty-car-mods’s posts? what if we just started telling random people to do that

[ID: screenshot of various replies that all say, “Op change your url.”]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

WH

morrison↓

She fucking bodied

Sia did THAT

The fact that “Long Way 2 Go” by Cassie is playing in the background makes this a million times better tbh

“Oh my god y'all so different”

“Oh my god WHO IS THAT”

fuck i just had the best idea

this is so sad alexa play take it back by jimmy buffet; nautical wheelers byjimmy buffet; jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet; steamer by jimmy buffet; treat her liKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET; MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET; WHEN SALOMEPLAYS THE DRUM BY JAMES BUFFET; HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, what the FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU (i had a case of the mondays!) are you fucking HAUNTED? are you fucking POSSESSED? you USED to be my BROTHER

I cannot believe I get to see this video again