I never dreamed I'd become like this

huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

#celine loves her!!!#she's trying!!!#(she's also fucking up a lot!!#but she's trying!!!)

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

is that simple task bothering you queen

at its core kpdh is really just the horrifying true story of what happens when a woman born to be The Cool Aunt is thrust into motherhood