The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.

insane no one was on Jk Rowlings head until the transphobia as if she didn’t name that girl Cho Chang

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool