i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

what kind of ultra deluxe cuss costs 50 dollars?

Bruce is rich so swear jar prices got to be higher to cover the kids large allowance.

Bruce understands scaling punishment to wealth.

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

okay. now everyone say i love u bi women