heaven or hell let's rock

phone in bed show me what I need to see

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

then just don't??

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

coworkers will have a flavor of soda you didn't know existed

people gaf way less than you think... go use the pool at apartments u dont even live at

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that