They/Them causing May/Hem.

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

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aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination

this godforsaken website is so white that i really should have foreseen real human bloggers shooting for chap hop in the big 2026

me when i fucking GET you

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How is she doing this