my fandom runs a bit crazy

Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

just wanted to say that the response to this post pissed me off so bad i started testosterone

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

The writers are all on tumblr. PROVE ME WRONG

it's exactly what you think it is

beautiful

good for her

good for her

Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend

How dare you make me hear this with my own internal monologue.