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cis ppl r like. oh youre trans? do your parents love you?

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Heterosexual: I have straight hair

Homosexual: I have curly hair

Bisexual: I have wavy hair

Asexual: I’m bald

Demisexual: I’m usually bald but I like to grow my hair out for special occasions

Pansexual: My hair texture depends on the humidity, the moon cycle, and whether or not Saturn is in opposition

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Oh, also: In Ashkenazi culture, it’s considered bad luck to name a child after a living relative, because there’s a fear that the Malakh Hamavet (Angel of Death) would get confused when coming for an older relative and take the child sharing their name instead. So, as a result, Ashkenazim are generally only named after deceased relatives.

HOWEVER, this leads to an amazing Yiddish phrase for telling somebody to fuck off, which is: “May a baby be named after you.”

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what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

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me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school* also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*

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#winter anxiety vs. summer depression

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INCLUSIVITY WIN! Faceless Megacorporation Vaguely Acknowledges Existence Of Women

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THEY SSAID OTHERKIN ON GLEE?

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hey. i just watched the episode. i cannot explain how it made me feel

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today i am john

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me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine

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