I'm just a jesus loving ex marine

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

There was a very real time when if you wanted to open tumblr in public you had to accept the fact that one of the ppl you follow might have reblogged a 3-5 gifset of white ppl having sex between posts about some anime and doctor who. And you’d just have to scroll fast enough and hope no one around you saw cuz you want to see what else ppl were blogging about atm.

crazy times we were living in 😭

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

I know I’ve seen this before, but it makes me smile every time.  Also, replace Kramer and all of his dialogue with a shrieking Ibis and watch the show rise to even greater glory.