this exists, i guess

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

one day I will be so notable

deadbeat group chat member

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

does tumblr horny poster Tucker Carlson sound funny to you guys I have a post but it might just look insane

the soy, liberal marxists on Tumblr want to pump you full of estrogen? huh! you aren't allowed to go drinking with the boys anymore, you have to stay in the house, and be mommy's little doll. that's the rule now. that's the goal. oh sorry, did you want to sleep in your bed like a red-blooded American man? well mommy, and the liberal agenda, are going to make you sleep in a kennel. what's happening? what's going on?

June i need you to delete this post before I forget Tucker Carlson isn't a tumblr horny poster

does tumblr horny poster Tucker Carlson sound funny to you guys I have a post but it might just look insane

the soy, liberal marxists on Tumblr want to pump you full of estrogen? huh! you aren't allowed to go drinking with the boys anymore, you have to stay in the house, and be mommy's little doll. that's the rule now. that's the goal. oh sorry, did you want to sleep in your bed like a red-blooded American man? well mommy, and the liberal agenda, are going to make you sleep in a kennel. what's happening? what's going on?

i dont think shipping is antithetical to good media analysis but even in situations when the romantic reading absolutely makes a story worse sometimes you have to go well. we're playing with toys. yes i know this character would not get into a conventional romantic relationship and if they did itd ruin a lot of the themes of the story but fortunately the original story still exists and i have no control over it. im playing in the space and nobody can stop me.

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

@a-revolution-is-a-simple-thing

#girlswhogrill