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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

I bought hand sanitizer and I am allergic to it because there are fucking "FRAGRANCES" in it. In Hand Sanitizer!!!!!

Escape from the cruel, soul-sucking excesses of modernity and join our fantasy society. We are one with nature. Here everyone is a warrior prepared for countless wars that happen in our otherwise completely peaceful utopia. Here everyone possesses in a homogenous faith in a demonstrable higher power. Here women are badass but also there are Gender Roles. But, like, the roles are beautiful and fulfilling and very very spiritual. Here, everyone is slim and fit because fatness is a moral sin. Here, there are no people with disabilities because autism and deafness and depression and Parkinson’s and falling out of a tree and fucking up your spine real bad are actually caused by evil decadences like air conditioning and eating meat you didn’t hunt with your own bare hands.

When I am shot off of my fantasy dragon in the 52nd territorial dispute of autumn (resources are scarce in this bountiful paradise this time of year) and I break my legs and my people have to leave me outside to get torn apart by fantasy wolves because the mother tree has no stairs let alone accessibility ramps and wheelchairs.

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.

I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”

Yes… YES! fucking hell I LOVE this! Give them all to me!!