let's dance

I’ll make a bet with you. If you and I should ever meet again, let us live together for one year. My heart is the direct inverse of yours. You are kind, and pure, and honest. And I’m sure that is how you will continue to grow up. Your heart will remain pure. So, if we should ever meet again, I will try my hardest to learn to love you. Just for one year. And after that year, if I can consider you “special”, you will have won, and I will not kill you. But if I decide that I cannot consider you special to me, if I cannot distinguish the difference between you and that corpse, then, I will kill you. And so, today, I will let you go.

me, an adhd: you fools. you buffoons. i can’t even manage one minute without stimulation. i will die before following this advice and that is a threat

Of course, my sleep schedule is “surprise me,” so this may not be the best advice.

Health advice that excludes disabled people is a constant irritation.  I saw an article once about research supposedly finding that spending much time sitting down shortens your life, and someone who needed a wheelchair full-time commented underneath “Well, that’s me fucked, then”.  Sums it up.

So yeah, FUCK sleep hygeine if it’s actually preventing you from getting to sleep. There is no way the blue light from my phone could be worse for sleep than the ADHD “I’ll get up and go to bed in a minute” mode was for me.

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

There are two types of people this New Years

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Ah! It’s the Daiken Secret Santa I made for this year exchange! Thanks to @daikenweek for organizing. I’m also VERY happy that my recipient liked the piece I made for them. (▰˘◡˘▰)

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

Peter: whAT the fUCK