Random things. Art is at @GlacierGator-Art

I'm not a "will help, no questions asked" kind of friend. Because I will ask questions. I'm just not gonna question your answers. Like yeah if we're friends I can help you get rid of a body, no problem, but I still want to know who it was and what happened. Not because I don't trust that you'd kill someone who didn't need killing or would help someone you shouldn't be helping - we wouldn't be friends in the first place if I didn't know you well enough to trust your judgement. I'm just curious as hell and I want to know things.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

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the cold weather person/hot weather person dichotomy is so funny because someone who prefers hot weather will talk about all the fun stuff they can do outside and how the sunlight revitalizes them, whereas cold weather people have Stockholm syndrome for the technology and clothing required for them to exist outside without literally dying or being permanently maimed within minutes

going to college in Massachusetts was really good because i got to watch firsthand as all the out-of-state and foreign exchange students who had never seen snow in person experienced the magic of their first snowfall, followed almost immediately by the harsh realization that snow sucks to walk through and everything is cold as shit. if you hung out around a specific hill, you could watch everyone trying to walk uphill on ice and actually pinpoint the moment they first realized "hang on, this sucks actually"

Yeah cold is just. So much easier to cope with. Sure, snow and ice suck, but dealing with cold itself is so much easier. I'll take "I am inconvenienced by the presence of this white bullshit" over "every second I spent outside of a climate-controlled environment is agonizing" any day of the week. Also it's kinda funny to me that OP mentioned Massachusetts, because as someone who recently moved to Massachusetts from somewhere much warmer, holy goddamn FUCK I am so glad that I don't have to deal with goddamn southern summers anymore! Oh my GODS I'm so fucking glad that for 6 months out of the year the air isn't fuckin STICKY from 95% humidity and heat-stroke inducing temperatures! Plus. You know what. "the technology and clothing required for them to exist outside" is cozy and cute. winter coats are great, what's ur damage

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

“Oh we have too many micro labels now!!” “Normalize umbrellas!!” Do we not understand the importance of labels?

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.