Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

Does anyone know what to do

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

I love filtering tags. I should be able to do that irl too. "I domt wanna see this. Begone."

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time