There's Something in the Static

f1 is just a series of things couldn’t possibly get any worse and then they do

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

It's 4am and I'm wide awake thinking about Monaco quali

Wdym it's 5am now

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

last year at monaco gabriel promised to put kimi in the wall the next time they raced there…. i hope he remembers that promise

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

i'm actually gonna Die oh fathers are so.........

flavio said some time ago his father told another member of his team that he'd never get into the top 30, that he would have a good career but not a great one 😭😭😭

calling isack “volatile” for being frustrated over the radio when his teammate is MAX VERSTAPPEN… yeah okay sky sports i know what you are

btw if russell magically improves q3 i need you all to know that isn’t him digging deep and finding a motorsport miracle…it’s merc and mclaren caring more about what a narrative of the weekend looks like than actually driving the fucking car with integrity every session

“we were expecting them to be one and two” i’m so sorry sky sports pushing this horrible narrative every single weekend that ferrari is disappointing and failing across friday and saturday by perpetuating a narrative everyone who’s actually INSIDE the community knows is bullshit but continually makes charles and ferrari look dumb for everyone who isn’t paying enough attention…it’s malicious and it’s ignorant and i wish you people were better at your job