There's Something in the Static

f1 is just a series of things couldn’t possibly get any worse and then they do

calling isack “volatile” for being frustrated over the radio when his teammate is MAX VERSTAPPEN… yeah okay sky sports i know what you are

btw if russell magically improves q3 i need you all to know that isn’t him digging deep and finding a motorsport miracle…it’s merc and mclaren caring more about what a narrative of the weekend looks like than actually driving the fucking car with integrity every session

“we were expecting them to be one and two” i’m so sorry sky sports pushing this horrible narrative every single weekend that ferrari is disappointing and failing across friday and saturday by perpetuating a narrative everyone who’s actually INSIDE the community knows is bullshit but continually makes charles and ferrari look dumb for everyone who isn’t paying enough attention…it’s malicious and it’s ignorant and i wish you people were better at your job

the way i despise kimi antonelli i cannot explain to my reasonably irl friends who don’t watch this sport. but i hope he goes to a shaolin temple in the summer break like wemby and gets lost forever

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

watching charles quali in monaco 🤝 being chased with a gun

your arse will be in your throat and tv direction will go and show you kim kardashian

daily affirmation no car with a mercedes engine shall prosper