There's Something in the Static

f1 is just a series of things couldn’t possibly get any worse and then they do

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

when the non-rpf explanation is weirder than the rpf explanation

some of you aren’t familiar with the concept of losing monaco from pole. on everybody’s soul you’re about to learn tomorrow

Anyway does anyone want to see the hyper realistic fruit dessert I bought for myself yesterday

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

It's 4am and I'm wide awake thinking about Monaco quali

Wdym it's 5am now

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

last year at monaco gabriel promised to put kimi in the wall the next time they raced there…. i hope he remembers that promise

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living