I Know A Bitch When I See One

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

it’s obviously trendy to hate on america but I genuinely need ppl to understand, especially going into the next four years, that over half of AMERICANS did not want this. we’re protesting, we’re advocating, we’re educating. but our government will not listen to us. you do not need to tell us that our country is an imperialist war machine or make jokes about school shootings or about our healthcare system. we know. we are actively being exploited for our time and our bodies by the capitalists that want to bleed us dry. they do not see us as humans to help, but cattle to profit from. and they are in charge. there is plenty to make fun of. maga, elon musk, trump, etc. but some of you truly lack empathy. underprivileged vulnerable communities make up the majority of this country and we are suffering and will continue to suffer as we descend farther into a fascist state disguised as an oligarchy

this is coming from a vulnerable place (sunday afternoon)

props to Jimmy Carter for hanging on long enough to vote for Kamala and have one more Christmas and then returning to his maker before he has to see another Trump presidency. a little jealous of his timing.

Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing

where's that picture that ruined my life

if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum

*throws dart* transgender operations on *spins wheel* illegal aliens *consults ouija board* in prison