no one’s gonna bring up the racist ghost truck? because like.

Wizard: Can I roll nature to learn about the cube?

DM: Go for it. 

Wizard: *rolls meh*

DM: You know this is a gelatinous cube, it is very hungry, and it has no eyes to see you through since it uses blindsight. 

Me, The Bard, annoyed that I just walking into a gelatinous cube: Okay. What would you say if I tried to… Intentionally play my violin really badly to mess with it’s blindsight?

DM: *Just… Freezes for a couple seconds.* Okay???????

Me, The Bard: *just starts sawing away at my violin like I’m angry at it.*

“Hit the button that looks like a floppy disk”

“I licked it so it’s mine”

Thanks to a pair of a bionic gloves, this 80-year-old classical pianist can finally play the piano again. The maestro, João Carlos Martins, had lost dexterity in his hands due to aging and health complications. His face at being able to play piano again says it all. 🎶

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