It Feels Like A New Beginning

take me back to 2009 so i can experience hearing tik tok for the first time again

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

Don’t depend on anyone, handle your own shit.

I love Ghost Adventures, because if you don’t believe in ghosts, it’s three grown-ass dudes scaring themselves shitless with equipment failure, and if you do believe in ghosts, it’s three grown-ass dudes antagonizing the powers of Hell.

i hate when i’m 53 minutes into catfish and the catfish is who they said they were like what a waste of MY time and max’s? does it look like we’re here for happy endings??

[straight historian voice] they used fond language such as “my lover”, “my darling”, “i miss your arms around me”, “i wish i could marry you”, and “i miss your lips on mine”, though they were never proven to be in a relationship