doom & gloom

i’ve only just recovered from drinking friday night, wicked

my hangovers are getting increasingly worse so i think i’ve past my peak and now all that’s left for me is to wilt and die

pissed i can’t be at brighton pride tomorrow to see britney spears perform

does anyone remember that weird period in the mid 2000s where crazy frog and the hamster dance like took over the charts and was everyone’s ringtones... did i make that up

@ginuwinebeats @lwteas https://twitter.com/kxiIey/status/1024156665757753344

my mood always is the horse dancing to fleetwood mac

@pettywhoran that is really, really lame

@weviiiibin i dunno, i live in london and it’s not so great there... but actually now i think about it everyone in london is a twat too...

@plasticbrain thought it was summat like that

why is everyone in la a proper twat

@tenderbite now i’m sad thinking of animals crying

can badgers cry