Starman Waiting in the Sky

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

if she’s your girl then why’d she tranq me tag my ear then release me back for scientific observation

one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy

avengers 4 theory: steve finds a way to bring peggy to the future. peggy gives thanos a single stern look and he’s so ashamed of his actions that he undoes everything immediately

I’m halfrek..

The trailer basically does not give us any info about the actual plot (except that Hawkeye and Ant-man return) and I actually like that. Like what’s the plan? What do they do? Do they look for the other avengers that were in the other groups? Bitch you don’t know, see you in the theatre. Bring the Kleenex

avengers: endgame is the angstiest MCU fanfiction i’ve ever read

*horoscope pops up on my dash* i love this shit so muc… let me read what it says bout me *horoscope is negative* …..this is so ugly and wrong who takes the time to make up lies about me and the moon? disgusting