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you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

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bluebeetle

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

do-what-i-yoinky

Being on tumblr for years like:

moonlightredfern

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

disgustinggf

your honor i'm literally just a girl

anhedoniashoujo

higgsfigs

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

chronosamurai

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

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charlesoberonn

That's not how demographics work.

steakplissken

It could be if we’re all brave enough

wizlor4

Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047

theradicalace

as always, xkcd has a comic for this

officialunitedstates

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

dat-soldier

cozza-frenzy

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

xxxtictacion

The origins of the mission status: sick image

kalichnikov

mspaintly

surprisebitch

this was so wild

camille-the-space-ghost

Someone explain

thefirstanomally

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

amishsicario

yd12k

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

the second radish is 29 feet away

tranarchist

kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

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duskxfall

🌿🐇

ruinedchildhood

what's wrong babe? you haven't touched your shrekfast yet

REAL

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos

slaytinafaguilera

that’s ellen degeneres

strawberryamanita

Not so generes now

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