old enough to not give a shit

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff