Banter and Hatred

I'm watching family feud and the question is "name something women like that start with the letter d" and the first three people tried to be creative and appropriate, but then the fourth player just giggled for a minute and says, "the dong. You know, the private parts." His whole family was conflicted between horror and pure relief that somebody finally said it.

Today fedex was delivering a package for my dad that required a signature. While I was signing, ups arrived with a package for me. The ups guy kinda stood awkwardly in the background while I finished with the fedex guy. It was one of those moments you think can't possibly ever happen.

when people don't set the clock in their car 3 minutes ahead, i get really uncomfortable and worried

I'm going to quit my job so that I can work at a whinery instead. A whinery. Where you get paid to whine.